Above: Joe and myself just before I went red-faced with one beer at Shawn Damon’s wedding. As usual, my eyes are small. My eyes are always small on camera. Maybe they are small to other people, but when I look into the mirror, I don’t see how cameras can catch my eyes so differently.

There’s also a ‘better-looking’ side of my face: the left side of my face. Why? I’m not sure, but I think it’s because my left eye is slightly bigger than the right.



Meanwhile, Google Earth is MAD. Here is a pic of my apartment block.